If I was Civilian

I'm working on an idea I had in the car today while bopping around to this song. It occured to me that my husband is never home and if he was a Civilian he'd never let me go. So I got some ideas to change this song around a bit. Its not because Im sad, its because this life is so ironic and sometimes I have to take it tongue in cheek. It's a work in progress so this is what I have so far. I think its pretty funny.

If I was civilian, I'd never let you go
I would take you places we aint never been before
Baby make a wish cuz you'll never ever ever know
Aint got money in my hands but I'd really like to now. Nag, nag, nag, you do.
Chillin by the rack while I email you too
You dunno when I be back, but only I do.

So say hello to falsetto in three two swag
I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, I see ya when I see ya

If I was civilian, I'd never let you go
Keep you in one place girl, you'd never be alone
I can be her permanant, anything you want
If I was civilian, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go

BOYFRIEND by Justin Bieber

VERSE 1
 If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
I can take you places you ain't never been before
Baby take a chance or you'll never ever ever know
 I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow Swag swag swag, on you
 Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue
I dunno about me but I know about you
So say hello to falsetto in three two swag
PRE HOOK
 I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you
 HOOK
If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go
VERSE 2
Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't
 I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe
 I don't never wanna fight yeah, you already know
Imma make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow
 Burr Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend
You could be my girlfriend until the epic world ends
Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and
Voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind Swaggie[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/boyfriend-lyrics-justin-bieber.html ]
PRE HOOK
Id like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you
HOOK
 If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone
 I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go,
I'd never let you go
BRIDGE
So give me a chance, 'cause you're all I need girl
 Spend a week wit your boy
 I'll be calling you my girlfriend
If I was your man,
 I'd never leave you girl
I just want to love you, and treat you right
HOOK
 If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone
 I can be a gentleman, anything you want
 If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, never let you go
Na na na, na na na, na na na Ya girl
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey If I was your boyfriend
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey Na na na, na na na, na na na ey If I was your boyfriend